You'd think I'm really into comedy, that it saved my life and I prefer it to dick, you'd be wrong. I write sexy time jokes bc I don't get laid 3-7 times a week and I'm thirsty. I need that vitamin D! Men don't notice me when I'm passively drinking a hot toddy at the bar so I decided to take action, bc you know what men love--- a funny woman. Being funny is better than having a juice box. The Real Johns out there know we're just here for the harassment bc tits are so 2015, and jokes are the new J-Lo booty. #thirsty #hungry #starving #jokesfordick
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