Alcohol: I'm not depressed, I want to fuck you, but I'm gonna fight you first.
Marijuana: I've always been depressed, pass the popcorn.
Cocaine: I'm too cool to be depressed; why is my nose bleeding?
Meth: You'd be depressed too if you had zombies stalking you.
Anti-depressants: I feel nothing, can I go back to being depressed now?
Acid: Depression is happiness hiding in the shadows.
Mushrooms: Depression makes me giggle, grandpa never giggled, grandpa was depressed too, wish I could go back in time and give these shrooms to grandpa, now he's just a frog who lives underground, he's depressed 'cause it's dark down there, he just needs vitamin D, tehehehe vitamin D, you think grandpa was gay? You're talking to to yourself babe... That is depressing... But I read an opinion piece with bullet points that said smart people talk to themselves and creative people are sensitive... Spoiler Alert: we're all smart and creative! Dude, the walls are breathing! The walls are smart and creative, the walls have stories, not sensational enough for the news but still relevant... I need more paint, If I have enough paint I can cover myself in it and make paint angels on the floor. My landlord is depressed, he likes angels, this is gonna be great.
Marijuana: I've always been depressed, pass the popcorn.
Cocaine: I'm too cool to be depressed; why is my nose bleeding?
Meth: You'd be depressed too if you had zombies stalking you.
Anti-depressants: I feel nothing, can I go back to being depressed now?
Acid: Depression is happiness hiding in the shadows.
Mushrooms: Depression makes me giggle, grandpa never giggled, grandpa was depressed too, wish I could go back in time and give these shrooms to grandpa, now he's just a frog who lives underground, he's depressed 'cause it's dark down there, he just needs vitamin D, tehehehe vitamin D, you think grandpa was gay? You're talking to to yourself babe... That is depressing... But I read an opinion piece with bullet points that said smart people talk to themselves and creative people are sensitive... Spoiler Alert: we're all smart and creative! Dude, the walls are breathing! The walls are smart and creative, the walls have stories, not sensational enough for the news but still relevant... I need more paint, If I have enough paint I can cover myself in it and make paint angels on the floor. My landlord is depressed, he likes angels, this is gonna be great.